1. This is inspiring!

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  4. I made this a while ago for my and Matt Pav’s show Boob Tube. I never uploaded it for some reason, but I still think it’s funny so I’m posting it now.

     
  5. sebsational:

    specialedition87:

    patbaer:

    hannanimal:

    aninventoryofthepossible:

    bigredrobot:

    franzferdinand2:

    "I am Bruce Wayne".

    "Please touch my butt."

    "I’m really into anime."

    "I like like you."

    "Check out my cape"

    "Do you like potato?"

    "Have a cheese stick."

    Does my armpit smell?

     
  6. This kid is my idol.

    (Source: prismcess, via fuckyeahriotgrrrl)

     

  7. "

    I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse.

    I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem.

    Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: “Are you ready to leave him?” When I denied that I was being abused, she didn’t argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldn’t detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo.

    When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for me—instead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name “Nora”. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldn’t leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to.

    And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasn’t alone. That she just wanted me to be safe.

    I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy.

    I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.

    "
    — 

    Curious Georgiana

    always reblog.

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  8. tyleroakley:

    Bow down.

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  9. marylordes:

    14 Days of Love Gone Wrong - Day 10: Failure to Launch

    Matthew McConaughey is back baby. Dallas Buyer’s Club, True Detective. Why did we ever doubt him as an actor?

    Oh, right. This movie, Failure to Launch, along with a string of other terrible rom coms that prominently feature him leaning on women.

    McConaughey’s career fascinates me. He does A Time To Kill, Amistad, The Lincoln Lawyer and then Reign of Fire, EdTV and Fool’s Gold. I think he’s evenly split on his good vs. bad ratio. And instead of starting with good and moving to bad or vice versa he seems to constantly fluctuate between the two. He’s on the upswing right now, but who knows if Sahara 2 is right around the corner.

    I think the reason it works and he keeps getting films, is he’s so damn charming either way. I didn’t hate this movie. I should have, but he’s still good in it. It’s a dumb premise with a dumb script and he kills it. How does he pull it off? At one point, he gets attacked by a chipmunk and lord if he doesn’t sell it. A lesser actor would have phoned it in but he’s even making a go at physical comedy. I used to think he was a joke but now I realize the joke was on me.

    Don’t see this movie by the way. I mean, you’ll watch it and it’ll be fine but then you’ll question everything you know about yourself and what kind of way to spend Valentine’s is that.

    2 out of 5 dolphin attacks

    I’ve seen it before, more than once because it’s on TV all the time. The movie is offensively sexist towards both men and women, but his chill attitude and floppy hair get me every time. 

    Well –– get me to think it’s an incredibly mediocre rom com that’s still watchable because of McConaughey. And naked Terry Bradshaw.

     

  10. my1992diary:

    I devoutly took dance classes from the age of 5 through high school. I didn’t waste my time with things like ballet and tap - I was only interested in jazz. I knew this was my ticket to becoming the next Fly Girl on In Living Color.

    Who cares that I was hands down the worst in my class year…

    I love Dawn. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.